What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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Netball.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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