Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Rick Perry.

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I Love Hitler.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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apple pie.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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