- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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