Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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Women's rights.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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I like your hair

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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