- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

Women's Rights

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

I like your hair

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Rick Perry.

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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