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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

69.... is a number

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

My life

Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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