- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

Women's Rights...

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

what color is blue? green

Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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