What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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I love you.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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P0P T4Rt

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Anti Joke

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