- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

Military intelligence.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

I like your hair

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

Rick Perry.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

Roses are red Violets are blue

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

9/11.

Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

Hair

Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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