- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

Two Jews walk in a bar...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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