- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Poker face

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

You're so sweet I have diabetes

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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