- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

j.p. is dumb

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

What is older than history?

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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