How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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