- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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