Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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-knock knock! -doors open

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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