- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

An Asian with a big dick.

class is canceled. My professor died.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

I love alchohol!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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