What's white and black? Color blind.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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Anti Joke

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