Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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WNBA

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Vaginal secretions

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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