How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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