How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Anthony sucks

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

anti jokes are really funny

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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