- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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