- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Chick Norris... Enough said

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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