Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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What is older than history?

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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