If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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