If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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What? Yes.

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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