- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Neither have I

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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