- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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