Banana Hamock.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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