- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What do u call a cripple Biv

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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