- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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