I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

im gay

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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