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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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