- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

breasts

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

What's the difference between a duck?

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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