- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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