- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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