Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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A man walks into a bar holding a magic lamp. The bartender asks "what are you holding?" The man says "It's a magic lamp." The bartender looks at the man and scratches his head. It turns out the bartender has had a problem with lice in his hair. If you believe in a magic genie is going to grant any wishes you're reading the wrong story. Anyways, the bartender buys medicated shampoo and no longer has head lice. The guy with the magic lamp was totally worthless.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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women's rights.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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