- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

knock knock who's there? hope

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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