What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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