- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

A car walks into a bar.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

guess what>? your mum lol

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

DEATH.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

penis in the camel

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Why is this joke funny It isn't

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