A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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