The WNBA is on the cooking channel

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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No soup for you!

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Parents were talking about a particular whore house and tries to keep it secret to their son. Father: Bob and I saw the house near the river, its a whore house full of prostitutes. Mother: Shhh! Our son is listening. The Son enters the room. Son: Don't mind me, I know that area. Both parents were angry: So you've been there!? Don't deny, you know! Son: Just because I know doesn't mean I've been there. I know the moon has less gravity but I haven't been there.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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