I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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