- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Waseem is a hard worker.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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