- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What's the new green? Green

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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