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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life" life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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