- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

someone called someone else a frog

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Who is big and stupid My brother

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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