- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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