why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

I went to school. Then I came home.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

they told me not to write here but i did

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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