Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

when debbie meets downer

When you have read this, you've already read it.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

Why did the fish fly It didn't

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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