Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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