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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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