- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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