- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Women's Rights

dyslexics of the world untie!

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

anus

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

A sober Irish individual.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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