What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What do u call a cripple Biv

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Yanter, Look it up

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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