Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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