- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

someone called someone else a frog

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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