Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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flavin's head

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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