- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you end a sentence

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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