- Anti Joke

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.