My children are mistakes

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Praise Paisley

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Basically

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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