- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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