- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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