Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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