What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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