A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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