A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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