- Anti Joke

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.