Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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