Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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