- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

No antijoke here.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

VITAMIN C!

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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