I like poop in my butt

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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