- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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