Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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women's rights.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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