A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

whats chinese noodles

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Anti Joke

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