A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

HELLO EVERYONE

Stop me if you heard this one before.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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