- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

okay so theres this guy.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

hi dave

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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