- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Justin Bieber.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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