- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Jack Stevens

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Nickelback.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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